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Nial is a 23-year-old sound trainee from Liverpool. His cock immediately caught their eye as it looked a little excited, but he indicated it was just how it was usually, and she loved his thighs. She said he was very sweet looking and thought he maybe just needed looking after. But when she heard his voice and his Scouse accent, he had to go, she just couldn’t understand it. Surely his perky cock could have saved him!

Alfie is a 23-year-old recruitment consultant from Borehamwood. At first glance, they thought he shaved his pubes, but on closer inspection, they were fair and trimmed. Sian liked guys with shaved pubes, saying it was much tidier. She said he was very blond with a great smile and nice straight teeth. He was third to go as he was just a little too small. Well, not for me; he looked just fine for me, cute face, blond, gorgeous cock and a damn fine body. And a cheeky smile.

When I saw this next bit, it reminded me of how a nervous toddler behaves, gently rubbing his bare belly and chest. He looked so cute.

 

Frederico is a 32-year-old musician from Manchester. She was impressed by his cock, commenting it had a good bit of girth, but she wasn’t sure about his pubes. She liked his body, his “style”, whatever that means, and his nipple piercings and tattoos. Frederico was second to be let go as he was smaller than her usual type and was smaller than her.

Chris is a 28-year-old photographer from London. They noticed his hanging balls straight away, with one lower than the other, and they were very mobile. She liked his cock, saying he had a good length, but thought he had too much foreskin. She had to let him go first because of his lopsided balls. Chris said that he liked her hair (not sure if this was a backhanded comment), and he couldn’t care less about his bollocks; they are perfectly normal. My review is great balls, great cock, great foreskin and a sweet face.

This week we have more fresh bodies in another episode of Naked Attraction. Each day for the next seven days, we will post a new contestant. But if you want to see what you can expect, check out their tackle below. Choose one and see if you stick to your initial choice by the end. I certainly didn’t. It just goes to show you can’t choose a bloke based on their cock alone.

Daniel is a 26-year-old demolition worker. He seemed very nervous on the date and admitted that he’s had a fivesome, with three ladies and his mate. As the date progressed he came out of his shell more and afterwards they went back to the hotel for some “romance”. But since then he’s been ignoring calls and never came back for the follow up. Not very gallant. A shame, as he was the cutest and seemed to like touching his cock when he saw her naked. I wonder if he regretted volunteering for the experience.

And Kerry’s final message to Daniel…

But let’s not judge Daniel too harshly. I suspect there is more to the story than we have heard.

Jamie is a 40-year-old lorry driver. She thought the scar on his head made him look badass but in the end it was the lack of hair that made her go for the other fella.

Ash is a 28-year-old trade salesman from Weymouth. She says he had a gorgeous body but it was the lack of hair on his head that put her off. He had to go.

Mindas is a 34-year-old construction site manager from London. When asked to put on nipple clamps he opted for wooden clothes pegs. That and the fact he has no pubes meant that he had to go. With all that hair everywhere else, why shave off your pubes?