Queer Writing for a Queer World
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It’s the weekend, and Louis helps Ollie with a little job before going back to his cabin. Ewan arrives, and the three young men plan to spend the evening with a few cans of lager and a takeaway. But they are surprised when their parents arrive.
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Louis is pleasantly surprised when he finds Ollie back home. He has so much to tell him about his first week at college and his new girlfriend. Louis appreciates having time to talk to him, knowing that he won’t be judged.
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We are ten chapters in to my new Cockaigne Chronicles story, Li’l Job Louis. I realise that I have introduced a new female character, Holly, and I hope that you aren’t too put off by them dating. Louis always thought he was straight, and whatever he has with Cian is something only between them. He is clinging to the voice in his head that says he is straight. But this is not a straight story. There is plenty for us who enjoy guys getting it on. And some special chapters are coming up.
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At the end of the week, Louis returns to Holly’s place, but she doesn’t lead him to the garage. She takes him into the house, where she strips to her underwear. Louis admits that he’s bisexual, and they share an evening where Louis’s cock erupts in his briefs.
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Holly opens up to Louis about her past while they are on their first date. She hasn’t lived in Cockaigne long and is a little uncomfortable with the casual nudity. While at the park, they see a young couple having sex.
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It’s the first day of college, and Louis sees someone new in the classroom. He doesn’t recognise the new student and thinks it’s a new boy, until he sees her face. Louis is instantly smitten.
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After spending a pleasant morning roaming the woods and playing in the lake, Louis and Cian return to the cabin. Cian can hear his brother’s voice. He stops in his tracks, afraid of the consequences if Conor were to see him.
//As a follow-up to my post about how ski jumpers may or may not be artificially enlarging their cock to gain an advantage. We must also be reminded of when a large cock can lead to failure in a jump.
French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati went viral during the 2024 Paris Olympics after his bulge dislodged the bar during a 5.70-meter qualification attempt. The incident occurred on August 3, 2024, causing him to miss the final. Ammirati described it as a “big disappointment.
Why not suggest your own “Big Cock Problems” in the comments!
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Cian arrives early at the cabin and surprises Louis. They take a swim in the lake before Ollie and Ewan leave them alone. Once alone, they go to his bedroom.
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There’s a news story doing the rounds about the rules and regulations regarding the ski-jumping suit used at the winter Olympics. Before the start of the season, athletes undergo a 3D body scan while wearing skintight underwear. As part of the measuring process, their crotch height is also measured. The crotch height of their suit must conform to the athlete’s crotch height, with an additional 3cm for men. The rules state that their suits must have a tolerance of only 2-4cm.
So why all the fuss about suit size? Well, every extra centimetre means you will go further.
To get around the issue, some athletes have reportedly been artificially enlarging a certain part of their anatomy to gain a few extra centimetres of fabric and gain an advantage. And you guessed it, that part is their penis.
Injecting your cock with hyaluronic acid can give you an extra one or two centimetres in the thickness of your cock. It doesn’t increase the length, pity!
It seems doing this is not illegal, as hyaluronic acid is not a banned substance. But the anti-doping agency has said it has no evidence of athletes doing this.
Whether they do it or not, it sounds fantastic. Is there anything people wouldn’t do to gain an advantage? Perhaps we should return to the ancient Olympics and require all athletes to perform naked. I’m sure a penis flopping around while doing a ski jump would be a disadvantage.
