May Day In Cockaigne

Today is the May Day bank holiday in the UK. So we get an extra day off and a long weekend. I’m grateful for the extra time off and hope to recharge my batteries.

In many small villages and towns, a May Day Festival is held, where the Green Man leads a procession through the streets. It is a celebration of the beginning of summer, and the Green Man symbolises rebirth, nature, and the cycle of spring. He is often considered a pagan fertility spirit.

The procession typically ends at the village green where you could find Morris dancing, dancing around a Maypole and culminating in the crowning of a May Queen.

In Cockaigne, we celebrate May Day with the rest of the country. As you might expect, there are a few differences. People still dance around a Maypole, except they are naked. We all enjoy watching the naked young men dancing around the Maypole with their cocks flopping around.

The Green Man is a true fertility spirit and will help anyone who asks. He’s not afraid to splash his fertility spirit on men and women alike.

The day ends with the crowning of the Cockaigne May King.

The May King is chosen because he is pure and unsullied with a yearning to lose his virginity. He chooses his companions to assist him, and one is chosen to have the honour of deflowering the May King in front of the entire village.

Cockaigne has taken the quaint May Day festivities and created its own version. Please enjoy the festivities, and why not take off your clothes, grab a ribbon, and dance around the Maypole? Perhaps Cockaigne’s Green man will catch your eye.

Happy Easter 2026

Happy Easter for those that celebrate it, if that is the right word. For those who celebrate it culturally, I hope the Easter Bunny brought you plenty of eggs to pop in your mouth and taste their sweetness. You can even tease out their contents and taste their runny contents.

I’m just grateful for the two short weeks and the 4-day weekend. It’s been good to relax and do very little.

Li’l Job Louis: Dick Tag by David Heulfryn

The lake water is getting cold now that summer is over, but it doesn’t stop the boys from playing an energetic game of Dick Tag. Afterwards, Louis takes Kurt to the relative warmth of the rec room, where Kurt slowly overcomes his shyness. But when they get back to the cabin, Kurt catches Ollie and Ewan in their bedroom.

Li’l Job Louis: An Embarrassing Condition by David Heulfryn

When Louis goes back to Holly’s house, she becomes more confident in what she wants, but is still not ready to be naked in front of her boyfriend. The next day, Kurt arrives early for his visit to Ollie’s cabin. He is mortified when Louis tells him that his mother will be driving them there.