Welcome to Screeve

Jack is a 22-year-old events organiser from Bristol, rejected for being a little too lean.

First out of the blocks is Alex, a 25-year-old waiter from Somerset. The lady rejected him because of his balls, no idea what was wrong with them. But she did think he had a decent sized penis.

Alex is 27 years-old and is a Flight Attendant from Wigan who says he has never had a serious relationship. He had his choice of 6 naked guys and finally decided on Sam, he thought his best feature was his penis. Well, who doesn’t like a handsome cock?

Sam is a 27-year-old mixologist (Isn’t that a cocktail waiter?) from Brighton. He was chosen because he was more mysterious; and he has a fantastic cock.

Gareth is a 21-year-old bartender from Wales. He would certainly be my choice from the final two. What’s not to like, a prime bit of Welsh beef.

Alex is a 26-year-old data analyst from Stockton-on-Tees. Again, it was a toenail issue that caused him to be rejected. He had an ingrowing toenail when he was child and lost it. I think he has a really cute smile.

Darrell is a 25-year-old hotel supervisor from Norwich. Born with a third nipple and has a cock that looks perky even though its soft.

Jamie is a 28-year-old support worker from Noth Wales. Rejected because he didn’t like his belly button, but he did like his belly – something to hang on to.

Mark is a 33 year-old hairdresser from Northwich. He didn’t exactly have nice toenails and his knob was described as ‘agressive’, so he was rejected.