I’ve just found this picture on Twitter and I thought it looked so much like my story, Luke’s Encounter with Security.
Luke’s Encounter with Security by David Heulfryn
////Bring Back the Bush
//Let’s start a bush revival together. Bring out your bush!
Ruth and Mark Take Adam and Luke Swimming by David Heulfryn
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Adam and Luke get a shock when they are told they either wear Speedos in the pool, or nothing.
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Mattia
//Mattia is a 23-year-old restaurant manager from Rome. He got picked to go on the date because she liked his Italian accent. His leg was in a brace because of a motorcycle accident. Who doesn’t like a bit of Italian sauasage?
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Carl
//Carl is a 31-year-old amateur kick boxer. He made it to the final two but the lady preferred the other guy’s Italian accent over his Scouse accent. Not even his meaty cock could swing it his way.
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Jonathan
//Jonathan is a 22-year-old bakery supervisor from St. Helens. She wanted someone taller and more athletic. He was very confident and thought he had it in the bag, sorry Jonathan but your cute face didn’t quite swing it.
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Michael
//Michael is a 33-year-old aerospace quality inspector from Farnborough. He was rejected because he looks less sporty than the other guys.
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Josh
//Josh is a 22-year-old machine operator from Riply. Rejected because she wanted to grab a bit more on top, no idea what that means, perhaps he should have had bigger boobs? But I think she wanted someone who worked out more.
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Zarashan
//Zarashan is an 18-year-old stylist from Canada. He was the first to be voted off as the lady didn’t want a boyfriend with thinner thighs than she has.
Bog Off – Chapter 32 by Tom
//The disgusting saga of Kelvin and Bogbrush continues, so get stuck into the latest instalment.