Queer Writing for a Queer World
Author: David Heulfryn
//Adam is a 27-year-old Financial Investigator. He was rejected by a bisexual lady doing the choosing. He was rejected because of his cock piercing. He was asked about what happens when he pees and said that it spurts out in all directions so he sits down to pee. Sounds very uncomfortable to me. What do you guys think about cock piercings?
//Brock Ashton and his wife discover their son Cody is extremely blessed in the cock department. When Brock takes him to their doctor, they also discover his semen is also well blessed.
//Jonnie brings a friend, Captain Wiltshire, to watch Albert fly. And in the evening Albert and Ben finally taste one another.
//Lady Alsha stands before a panel of three inquisitors to inform them of the antics of Sabreeza of the Merchant’s Guild. But they are not convinced. Instead of supporting military action they would investigate the allegations that Sabreeza has abused his power.
//Thankfully I have never been in prison, not quite true, I did work in one for a short time, but I hope I never find myself as an inmate. Some good advice about taking in your own underwear.
//Ryan is a 24-year-old Martial Arts Instructor. He has Cystic Fibrosis and has had several operations on his abdomen, leaving him with a few scars and a feeding tube.
//Yesterday the Tour of Britain came to my City. I didn’t actually go out to see it rather we changed our plans to avoid it and the travel chaos it caused. But our plans were scuppered when we got caught up in the action.
For ten seconds the lead group when passed us. A minute later the trailing peloton went past. Within two minutes it was over. Then the pavements and the roads cleared.
//Chris Pine’s new film, Outlaw King, starts the Toronto International Film Festival. Pine plays Robert the Bruce, the exiled King of Scotland who tries to reclaim the throne. But critics are saying the real scene stealer is Chris Pine’s penis.
His appendage seems to have perked up quite a few ears, much to the surprise of Pine himself. He has commented, “We all have certain body parts, so it’s a trip when showing what we all have becomes a Google Alert.”
The film director, David Mackenzie, rather succinctly explains, “The guy’s having a bath, and people don’t tend to do that with their clothes on.”
No pictures have emerged yet, at least I can’t find any, but all celeb cock hunters, like me, wait until we can see what hangs between his legs.
//Rob shows his son how he and his boyfriend make love by frotting. He then shows his boyfriend what he and his son have been getting up to on their own.
//Albert continues to minister to Ben’s injuries. Both boys enjoying the personal contact. Meanwhile, Albert joins in some bath time fun after a cross country run with the club.
