Bog Off: Chapter 1 by Tom

An everyday tale of youth, to be precise the misspent youth of the brothers Jason and Kelvin Twerk and their not inconsiderable drive for the heights of new sexual pleasures, perversions or usually misdemeanours when at school. Severely lacking in any cerebral capacity their quest revolves around little else but an insatiable quest for orgasmic gratification by whatever means be it animal, vegetable, human or invariably prolonged bouts of self-abuse. Add to which the brothers have their own friends all equally firmly addicted to the pleasures of the flesh, be that in a solo or communal capacity and all that goes with it. Thus taken on a cumulative basis, the combined seminal output of the protagonists will one day ensure that the entire, crumbling edifice of their run-down secondary school slide inexorably into a fetid morass of adolescent spunk.

Now dive in and read on, each chapter is so thrilling in it’s own right that it needs no further introduction.

Welcome Tom

We have a new author joining the Screeve community. Tom is currently writing a new series called ‘Bog Off’ and I will bring you the first chapter tomorrow. Bog Off is an hilarious story that starts with the Twerks family and a certain fifteen year old that is always hard and always leaking pre-cum. Kelvin also has a hair trigger and a desperate need to masturbate all the time. It is rare for a story to make me laugh out loud and Tom’s story certainly hits the spot in so many ways.

Please give him a warm welcome by emailing him at