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Frederico is a 32-year-old musician from Manchester. She was impressed by his cock, commenting it had a good bit of girth, but she wasn’t sure about his pubes. She liked his body, his “style”, whatever that means, and his nipple piercings and tattoos. Frederico was second to be let go as he was smaller than her usual type and was smaller than her.

Chris is a 28-year-old photographer from London. They noticed his hanging balls straight away, with one lower than the other, and they were very mobile. She liked his cock, saying he had a good length, but thought he had too much foreskin. She had to let him go first because of his lopsided balls. Chris said that he liked her hair (not sure if this was a backhanded comment), and he couldn’t care less about his bollocks; they are perfectly normal. My review is great balls, great cock, great foreskin and a sweet face.

This week we have more fresh bodies in another episode of Naked Attraction. Each day for the next seven days, we will post a new contestant. But if you want to see what you can expect, check out their tackle below. Choose one and see if you stick to your initial choice by the end. I certainly didn’t. It just goes to show you can’t choose a bloke based on their cock alone.

Daniel is a 26-year-old demolition worker. He seemed very nervous on the date and admitted that he’s had a fivesome, with three ladies and his mate. As the date progressed he came out of his shell more and afterwards they went back to the hotel for some “romance”. But since then he’s been ignoring calls and never came back for the follow up. Not very gallant. A shame, as he was the cutest and seemed to like touching his cock when he saw her naked. I wonder if he regretted volunteering for the experience.

And Kerry’s final message to Daniel…

But let’s not judge Daniel too harshly. I suspect there is more to the story than we have heard.

Jamie is a 40-year-old lorry driver. She thought the scar on his head made him look badass but in the end it was the lack of hair that made her go for the other fella.

Ash is a 28-year-old trade salesman from Weymouth. She says he had a gorgeous body but it was the lack of hair on his head that put her off. He had to go.

Mindas is a 34-year-old construction site manager from London. When asked to put on nipple clamps he opted for wooden clothes pegs. That and the fact he has no pubes meant that he had to go. With all that hair everywhere else, why shave off your pubes?

Jack is a 26-year-old engineer from Derby. When the picker said she gives good foot wanks, he gave a thumbs down. That’s the reason she let him go first even though she liked his cock.

At 75, Ian is the oldest singleton they’ve had on naked attraction. He’s a retired engineer fron North Yorkshire. He’s a bisexual nudist with a thick 8mm Prince Albert piercing. His first experience with a man was about 5 years ago when he stayed at a naturist resort run by a gay couple.