Naked Attraction S08E02 Gavin

Kelly is the first picker in this episode, not sure if she wants a man or woman, so she had a choice of three of each. The first one to go is Gavin, a 34-year-old finance manager from Sheffield.  Rejected because his balls were too small, she says she’s used to bigger balls. Small balls can be a bonus, you could try and get both in your mouth at the same time. He blamed his small balls on having a wank the night before in his hotel room.

Naked Attraction S08E01 Iain Field

Naked Attarction is back, socially distanced of course but not even Covid-19 can stop Channel 4 showing some cock and fanny. Although there will only be cock here.

Iain is a 32-year-old IT Consultant from Manchester by day, and a pro-wrestler by night, known as Jet Fashion. He has such a cute cock, but I don’t think I could cope with his wrestling persona for long.

When I Was … Seventeen by David Heulfryn

Robbie and Jack remain close. Jack’s relationships with girls are beginning to get more physical, and he confides his feelings and fears to Robbie. After a night out, they have another sleepover, this time Jack nocturnal activities involve Robbie.

For those readers more familiar with American English, I use the word ‘fanny’ in this story. In this case, it means a ladies front-bottom and not a persons back-bottom.

A Black Cappuccino and a Hot Punani by David Heulfryn

I’ve had this story brewing for some time (I hope you like the pun), and I am now happy with it. I think my problem was how to inject some sex into the story without it feeling forced. Well, in the end, I decided not to inject sex into the story as it just doesn’t fit.

This short story is about the beginning of a relationship, how two young men meet by chance. I always intended this to be a one-off, and although it lends itself to many possibilities, I won’t be expanding on it. What happened next will be left to your imagination. I was interested in exploring how a relationship begins, and that’s why there is no sex in this story.

I hope you like it, even if it won’t get you off.