It’s the weekend, and Louis helps Ollie with a little job before going back to his cabin. Ewan arrives, and the three young men plan to spend the evening with a few cans of lager and a takeaway. But they are surprised when their parents arrive.
Is Jakob The Only Wanker In The League
A
ustrian professional football club LASK Linz has confirmed that 18-year-old Jakob Wanker has signed a long-term deal with the club.
In the UK, when fans shout Wanker from the stands, you can be sure that they aren’t happy with what someone has done on the pitch. But when fans of LASK Linz shout “Wanker” from the stands, they are cheering on their favourite player.
We shouldn’t make fun of foreigners and their sometimes weird or unpronounceable names, and I hope this post is taken with the good humour it’s intended. I’m sure some English names are hilarious to them and to us. I use some of those names in my Cockaigne Chronicles series. Have you ever known a Mr Growcock or a Mr Cockburn (pronounced Coburn)? Or was Wayne Kerr your best friend at school?
So, while we smile at his name, we should also congratulate him and wish him a full and successful career as a footballer.

Li’l Job Louis: Opening Up To Ollie by David Heulfryn
More Louis To Come

We are ten chapters in to my new Cockaigne Chronicles story, Li’l Job Louis. I realise that I have introduced a new female character, Holly, and I hope that you aren’t too put off by them dating. Louis always thought he was straight, and whatever he has with Cian is something only between them. He is clinging to the voice in his head that says he is straight. But this is not a straight story. There is plenty for us who enjoy guys getting it on. And some special chapters are coming up.
Li’l Job Louis: Holly Plays With Louis by David Heulfryn
Li’l Job Louis: First Date With Holly by David Heulfryn
More Tissues Needed
It’s not what you think! This is going to sound quite strange, but last week I worked from home, never went out, stayed in the house all week (what a dull life I lead), and I got a bad cold! I’ve felt like crap the last four days (and still do). I’ve done very little, no updates and no writing. So, sorry for the lack of updates and for not responding to comments and emails. I hope I start to get better this week, and I can put the Paracetamol and cough syrup back into the cupboard. Updates will come soon, and I promise you some exciting new episodes for Louis.







