Is A Week A Long Time?

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I’ve been very busy lately. Yes, with my day job, but also with my writing. I hope you saw the teaser for my new series ‘Odd Job Ollie’. I’m enjoying writing it, and Ollie is certainly given some odd jobs. The writing of the series will come to a close shortly, and then I’ll be going back to edit the many chapters I have written. After the main story concludes, I hope to return to Ollie’s story and write more about the Odd Jobs he gets up to as standalone stories. So, if you have any odd jobs for him, email oddjobollie@explorecockaigne.uk or click his advert below to be directed to the story page where you can leave a comment with your odd jobs, and it might be turned into a story.

This post, however, is about the gap between posting chapters or stories. Is a week a long time to wait for the next chapter? Or would you like a mid-week update? When I start posting the new series, I will definitely be trying to deliver two chapters a week.

Do you like the wait to find out what happens? Does it make reading more exciting? Is anticipation half the fun, and so you spend the week waiting for the next chapter, wondering what the characters might get up to next?
Email me or leave a comment to let me know your opinions.

Meet Odd Job Ollie

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Some flyers are being pushed through the letterboxes of Cockaigne. A young man, fresh out of College, has decided to start his own business as a handyman and is looking for work. Eighteen-year-old Ollie doesn’t want to follow in his father’s footsteps and work for Cockaigne Construction; he wants to be his own boss.

The next series will follow Ollie as he builds his business and navigates interactions with local establishments, elderly ladies and horny customers. But Ollie’s decision has consequences.

If you have a job you’d like done, from household repairs to gardening, drop him an email and he may be able to accommodate you. But get in quick before his calendar fills up. After reading about how he leaves his customers completely satisfied, you’ll regret not having him come around.

World Friendship Day

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I’ve been notoriously bad at keeping friends, primarily due to my depressive episodes, where I would shut myself off and refuse all contact. As I’ve grown older, I’ve been honest with people and have made at least one friend who doesn’t judge me for ‘ignoring’ them. Real friends don’t judge. Real friends are there when you need them.

The official blurb states:

Friendship plays a crucial role in promoting trust, empathy, and mutual respect among people. Celebrating this day highlights the value of relationships in overcoming misunderstandings, reducing conflict, and building more inclusive societies. The event also aligns with the United Nations’ goal of encouraging dialogue among civilizations and promoting peace. In a world that can often feel divided, World Friendship Day is a powerful reminder of our shared humanity and the difference we can make by reaching out and supporting one another.

I like to bring it closer to home. True friends can provide a vital sounding board and a judgment-free environment to talk about your feelings and worries. After all, as the saying goes, “a problem shared is a problem halved”

Just talking about something can bring it into closer perspective, and solutions may suddenly present themselves.

When people understand what you’re going through, they are less likely to judge. So, do any of you have a friend you have lost touch with? Perhaps consider reaching out again and letting them know that you’ve been thinking of them.

I’d like to consider you as my friends. You have stuck with me through thick and thin, and my many periods of inactivity when I was in such a dark place that I couldn’t read emails, even the positive ones. I appreciate constructive criticism, as it only serves to improve my stories, and I would re-read them when I was in the right frame of mind.

My writing means a great deal to me. It helps me understand my feelings and my past, as well as letting me live a vicarious sex life through my characters. I’m glad that so many of you also enjoy my stories.

Thank you, Friends.

International Self Care Day

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Today is International Self Care Day.

We all need a little self care to let our body and mind recover from the stresses of life. Today encourages individuals to take proactive steps to manage their own health and well-being. Self-care includes healthy eating, physical activity, sufficient sleep, stress management.

Here are some handy suggestions for self care, not just today, but every day.

  • Walking for 30 minutes a day or daily exercise
  • Having 3 to 4 litres of water in a day
  • Consuming balanced and healthy diet rich in fibre
  • Having 6 to 8 hours of sleep in a day
  • Decreasing screen time
  • Relaxing activities
  • Developing a positive attitude
  • Maintaining body hygiene
  • Having a long walk in the garden
  • Volunteering for charity work
  • Listening to music
  • Reading motivational stories
  • Solving brain puzzles
  • Learning something new daily.

 

But what the list leaves out is another suggestion.

  • Masturbation

 

So surf my website, find a story, lie down and have a wank. Looking after our sexual health is as important as looking after our physical and mental health.

And, to take a leaf out of my American Friends book:

Have a nice day!

Forfeit by David Heulfryn

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Let’s take another break from the Dickinsons as I give you another tennis-themed short story. Well, Wimbledon has started!

Johnny loves playing tennis. After joining a local tennis club, he meets Sam. They are the same age and equally matched. An unofficial competition between them emerges, and the loser has to pay a forfeit. When they were younger, the forfeits were innocent, but now Johnny is fifteen.

Chinese Police Arrest Dozens of Gay Erotica Writers

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We don’t need reminding why we need to support all the “Pride Marches” that are taking place locally, nationally and internationally. I live in a place where I have the freedom to write my stories and publish them. And most of you live in a place where you have the freedom to read them. If any of you live in places where reading my stories is illegal, then I sincerely hope you are careful and discreet, but I wish you didn’t have to be.

But times are changing. Intolerance has taken hold again. I may have the legal right to write and publish my stories, but even where I live, we are being persecuted again. Just look at how the Trans community are being treated, even by other members of the LGBTQI+ community.
Then this crops up on my social media feed, and I’m reminded how precarious my rights are!

If you click on the above picture, it will take you to the article in The Advocate. I realise this is China, a communist state, but we need to heed this warning. Given the current state of the world, with democratic countries utilising whichever minority is convenient to further their cause and path to power. We must fight to protect the rights we have and continue the struggle until we all have equal rights.

I don’t usually write political posts, as even though we are part of the same LGBTQI+ community, our political allegiances and sympathies are varied. So, regardless of your political affiliation, we all want the same thing. We want to be treated with respect and without prejudice. It makes me shudder to think that if I lived in a different place, I could be arrested for what I am doing.