Let’s kick off February with another damp underpants installment of ‘Bog Off’ by Tom.
Bog Off – Chapter 33 by Tom
Bog Off – Chapter 33 by Tom
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Author: David Heulfryn
//Gym Etiquette
//I’ve been going to the gym now for nearly a month, and it was only this week that I saw a man changing into a jockstrap. Before I carry on, just don’t think of me as some kind of gym buddy with a hot body and six-pack, if I do have a six-pack, then it’s very well hidden. I just go to the gym to swim on the pool; a bit of cardio which takes the weight off my aching joints.
There are several things I’ve noticed while in the changing room. Young guys are very bashful. Some would just leave still in their gym kit, those that showered would pull on their underpants with a towel wrapped around their waist. I find it quite amusing.
Then you get the middle-aged guys who whip off their towel and quickly pull up their pants, making sure to point their arse to anyone else in the changing room.
And then you get the old codgers… anything goes with the old guys. They let everything hang out and seem to show no modesty.
This was part of the inspiration for ‘Cockaigne Chronicles’, as I wanted to develop a world where the body was normal and not to be ashamed of.
Luke’s Encounter with Security by David Heulfryn
//I’ve just found this picture on Twitter and I thought it looked so much like my story, Luke’s Encounter with Security.
Bring Back the Bush
//Let’s start a bush revival together. Bring out your bush!
Ruth and Mark Take Adam and Luke Swimming by David Heulfryn
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Adam and Luke get a shock when they are told they either wear Speedos in the pool, or nothing.
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Mattia
//Mattia is a 23-year-old restaurant manager from Rome. He got picked to go on the date because she liked his Italian accent. His leg was in a brace because of a motorcycle accident. Who doesn’t like a bit of Italian sauasage?
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Carl
//Carl is a 31-year-old amateur kick boxer. He made it to the final two but the lady preferred the other guy’s Italian accent over his Scouse accent. Not even his meaty cock could swing it his way.
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Jonathan
//Jonathan is a 22-year-old bakery supervisor from St. Helens. She wanted someone taller and more athletic. He was very confident and thought he had it in the bag, sorry Jonathan but your cute face didn’t quite swing it.
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Michael
//Michael is a 33-year-old aerospace quality inspector from Farnborough. He was rejected because he looks less sporty than the other guys.
Naked Attraction S06E03 – Josh
//Josh is a 22-year-old machine operator from Riply. Rejected because she wanted to grab a bit more on top, no idea what that means, perhaps he should have had bigger boobs? But I think she wanted someone who worked out more.
