Author: David Heulfryn

Life Is Not Straight

David Heulfryn / / David Heulfryn, Screeve

We would all like an easy straight road to get where we want to go, but life is seldom like that. For the past few months I’ve been winding my way through the crap life throws at you. On top of that, the Black Dog paid me a visit.

I’m feeling better now, but I’m still navigating my way through many responsibilities that are keeping me very busy. So I had to let a few things slip, unfortunately, Screeve was one of them. I am hoping to get back on track soon and later I will be posting another chapter of the Fletcher family in Cockaigne. I haven’t stopped thinking about them.

A Good Start to a Bad Day by David Heulfryn

David Heulfryn / / Cockaigne Chronicles, David Heulfryn, Stories

Eddie waits excitedly for Max before they walk to school. Eddie says that he wants to wank together again. Max is non-commital, but Eddie thinks he’s agreed. Eddie kisses Max and laughs when he thinks he is coming on to him. He only has eyes for Finn.

But the day turns sour when they approach the school gates. Neil and his goons are waiting for Max.

Testing the Boys by David Heulfryn

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Max is on hand to help as Eddie gets agitated that his routine is being disrupted. The boys are taken to side and are let to see the nurse first. Eddie doesn’t initially understand what is expected of him, but then enjoys leaving his semen sample as Max watches.

Back at home and much to his father’s amusement, Max’s mother leaves some things on his bed to prove she is happy for her son to have a sexual relationship with James. But Max is mortified.

The Finn Effect by David Heulfryn

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Finn is bored. He has nothing to do and is not allowed to masturbate to pass the time. He’s glad when he gets visitors after school and is pleased to see his brother and friends again.

Meanwhile, the doctors are still baffled and want to do further tests. Not happy with the biopsy of Finn’s testicles, they now want to biopsy his prostate.

Observing Finn by David Heulfryn

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Finn is taken to Cockaigne Pharma to undergo further tests. He is annoyed that no one is treating him respectfully and begins acting petulantly to make a point.

In the operating theatre, Finn gives Dr Chapman a semen sample before he takes a biopsy of Finn’s testicles.

(I apologise if the description of the medical operation causes some of you some discomfort.)

Keep Calm and Carry On

David Heulfryn / / David Heulfryn, Screeve

Back in mid-July, I went on holiday to Wales. Since then, I haven’t written anything until today.

When I returned from holiday, I went into a deep depression, and as I was coming out of it, I went to Sweden for work. It’s taken me a week since I got back to feel up to writing again.

It may be travel and illness that stopped me from writing, but I also know that I’m coming to the end of the Max and Min saga. I only have a few chapters left to round things off, and whenever I reach the end of a series, I always find a reluctance to finish it, as it means I have to let go. But, my dear readers, you still have at least another twelve chapters to go.

Max & Min Forever.

Diurnal Emissions by David Heulfryn

David Heulfryn / / Cockaigne Chronicles, David Heulfryn, Stories

It’s Monday morning, and something unexpected happens to Finn. During his Maths class, he experiences an involuntary ejaculation while awake. He’s taken to the school nurse, and Lily comes to collect and take him to see Dr Wallace. But there is a second Doctor with him at the surgery, the Clinical Director of Cockaigne Pharma.