Queer Writing for a Queer World
//Josh is a 22-year-old machine operator from Riply. Rejected because she wanted to grab a bit more on top, no idea what that means, perhaps he should have had bigger boobs? But I think she wanted someone who worked out more.
//Zarashan is an 18-year-old stylist from Canada. He was the first to be voted off as the lady didn’t want a boyfriend with thinner thighs than she has.
//The disgusting saga of Kelvin and Bogbrush continues, so get stuck into the latest instalment.
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Luke gets spotted dropping litter by security. They stop him and conduct a strip search to teach him a lesson.
//And the winner is… Jamie is 22-years-old from Cheshire and works in customer relations. He got picked to go on the date and to my mind he was always a front runner. Great face, great eyes, great smile, great body and a great dick. And they ended up sleeping together after a week. I would love to see that cock in action and I wonder what his cum face looks like?
//Sam is a 27-year-old construction manager from Surrey. He got down to the final two but was pipped at the post by the other guy, with a cute face.
//Dave is a 24-year-old door supervisor from Derry. It was his thick Northern Irish accent that sent him packing. But he was the first guy they drawn to when the pods opened. Well who could blame them when confronted with such a massive cock. We never did get to hear the stories behind the scars. That cock had to be half hard. What do you guys think?
//Matt is a 23-year-old hospital porter from Birmingham. Rejected because his hair was to the lady’s liking.
//Jack is a 22-year-old events organiser from Bristol, rejected for being a little too lean.
//First out of the blocks is Alex, a 25-year-old waiter from Somerset. The lady rejected him because of his balls, no idea what was wrong with them. But she did think he had a decent sized penis.
