UK to Introduce Porn Age-Checks

David Heulfryn / / Screeve

If your website is more than two-thirds porn then from July, all sites will have to very all UK citizens accessing the sites will have to prove they are aged 18 or over. To do this, they will have to either input their credit or debit card details or they will have to pay for an age verification card. Either way, they will need to know your personal details. So every time you visit a porn site, you will have to verify your age and hence give your personal details. Does anyone else find this rather… unnerving.

One other thing. Who defines what porn is? Is it porn or erotica, or sex education?
And one question I would like anyone to read this to answer. Is this website porn? I do show the occasional picture and a lot of stories do contain explicit sex. Would you class these explicit stories as porn?

I fully understand the reasoning behind this initiative, they want to protect children from seeing extreme material, which I agree with. But is this the right way to go about it?

Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins – Jeff Brazier Shows it All

David Heulfryn / / Jeff Brazier, SAS: Who Dares Wins

The premise of the programme is that Ex-Special Forces soldiers put ordinary people through the SAS’s secret selection process, the ultimate test of physical psychological resilience. This year, fo rthe first time we have a celebrity edition. Celebrity is, of course, an overstatement. We have the usual crop of “Reality TV” people, DJs, sportsmen and women, and presenters.

I was surpised that the TV presenter Jeff Brazier went all the way and showing us a full frontal, usually the interesting bits get blurred. Jeff Brazier is notoriously well-hung and now we see it in all its glory, and this is after playing murder ball in near freezing mud.

Mums Make Porn

David Heulfryn / / Mums Make Porn

Well, episode 2 of this 3 part series has aired. And what do we have? Well, the devout Christian has left as she couldn’t continue. She even went to church and spoke to her vicar about it. Well, go figure! A devout Christian is against porn! Why did she bother even agreeing to do the series?

My other criticism is that they still haven’t shown the mothers asking the main consumers of porn what they want in porn and why they watch it.

The mothers then start to look at casting for their porn film. They say they want to move away from cliches, they want normal people, “girls with one boob bigger than another”. They interview a man. Jack. He says he does mostly trans porn and then one of them asks, “do you have a big penis?” Isn’t that a cliche? What does it matter if they want to make a more realistic porn film after they said it is the right person they want, not cliche. You can be sensual, erotic and everything else they want and have a big penis.

One of them then discovers Erica Lust and her “Ethical Porn”.

The more I watch, the more infuriated I get. But I’m intrigued to see the end result. This could have been such an insightful series about porn and what we want and why we want it. Instead, we have five mothers, four of which are so against porn that one wonders why they are doing it. A women that wretches after seeing a man cum while watching porn being made… how can she possibly make a porn film. Only one women actually consumes porn, she has the most relevant and interesting views. She seems as frustrated with the other mothers than I am. At least they now concede that porn can be something other than girl-boy.

Such a wasted opportunity! All they show is how out of touch with reality they are.

Stories Update

David Heulfryn / / BobbyG, Cynus, Stories, Tom

Welcome to this Mother’s Day update (well it’s Mother’s Day in the UK, I know other countries have it on different days). Before you ask, none of the story updates have a Mother’s Day theme. We’ve also lost an hour today as our clocks went forward to British Summer Time – so we all got an hour’s less sleep.

Bog Off – Chapter 13 by Tom
Clouded Purity – Chapter 9 by Cynus
M/V Lady Jean Peterson – Chapter 6 by BobbyG

Mums Make Porn

David Heulfryn / / Screeve

Channel 4 (in the UK) have started showing a series where a group of 5 mothers are tasked to make a porn film they would rather their children saw instead of the stuff that is out there. The main themes that came across were the degradation of the women involved, the lack of respect and the lack of consent.

The first episode was very female-centric, and they went to see how porn was made, both of these were produced by women. I would have like to see the male point of view and more voxpops from young men, after all, it is their consumption of porn that influences their views of sex and what women want. I think if the Mums are going to make a responsible pron film then they need to know what the young men want from porn and why they view it. Perhaps future episodes will look into this.

I’ve made some screencaps of a porn performer Sam. Cute, hung and uncut.

Wanted by the CIA

David Heulfryn / / Screeve

Well, it seems that I’m wanted by the CIA! They say they’ve discovered evidence of me distributing pornographic images of under-age children. This technician wants $10,000 to delete the evidence.

Now the hacker email from several months ago seemed more plausible. This one is just too far-fetched. I doubt that the CIA would pre-warn me, the price is far too high for ordinary people to pay and an unscrupulous employee of the CIA wouldn’t email from a CIA email.

I just get so tired of this shit! I get so much spam I’m sure I miss some important emails. If anyone has any ideas how to filter all this shit, I would sincerely appreciate it.

St. Patrick’s Day Stories Update

David Heulfryn / / BobbyG, Cynus, Stories

Happy St. Patricks Day. I won’t crow about Wales beating Ireland in the Six Nations Rugby yesterday to win the Grand Slam. Well done Wales! It was a great game and Ireland did play well. I know I always say how proud I am of my welsh heritage, but I am also one quarter Irish – I’m a regular British mongrel. Pity I don’t like Guinness. But I will raise a nice glass of white wine to the Irish. Sláinte

Clouded Purity – Chapter 7 by Cynus
M/V Lady Jean Peterson – Chapter 4 by BobbyG