Queer Writing for a Queer World
//Dave is a 24-year-old door supervisor from Derry. It was his thick Northern Irish accent that sent him packing. But he was the first guy they drawn to when the pods opened. Well who could blame them when confronted with such a massive cock. We never did get to hear the stories behind the scars. That cock had to be half hard. What do you guys think?
//Matt is a 23-year-old hospital porter from Birmingham. Rejected because his hair was to the lady’s liking.
//Jack is a 22-year-old events organiser from Bristol, rejected for being a little too lean.
//First out of the blocks is Alex, a 25-year-old waiter from Somerset. The lady rejected him because of his balls, no idea what was wrong with them. But she did think he had a decent sized penis.
//Alex is 27 years-old and is a Flight Attendant from Wigan who says he has never had a serious relationship. He had his choice of 6 naked guys and finally decided on Sam, he thought his best feature was his penis. Well, who doesn’t like a handsome cock?
//Sam is a 27-year-old mixologist (Isn’t that a cocktail waiter?) from Brighton. He was chosen because he was more mysterious; and he has a fantastic cock.
//Gareth is a 21-year-old bartender from Wales. He would certainly be my choice from the final two. What’s not to like, a prime bit of Welsh beef.
//Alex is a 26-year-old data analyst from Stockton-on-Tees. Again, it was a toenail issue that caused him to be rejected. He had an ingrowing toenail when he was child and lost it. I think he has a really cute smile.
//Darrell is a 25-year-old hotel supervisor from Norwich. Born with a third nipple and has a cock that looks perky even though its soft.
//Jamie is a 28-year-old support worker from Noth Wales. Rejected because he didn’t like his belly button, but he did like his belly – something to hang on to.
