Queer Writing for a Queer World
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In this final chapter of Odd Job Ollie, Ollie takes his Dad to the Cremaster Freedom Resort to accept his offer of being the resort’s exclusive maintenance contractor. He is proud that his Dad got naked to show his commitment. After the meeting, Ollie has a private meeting with Arthur while his Dad waits in reception. But his father isn’t ignorant of what they are doing.
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It’s that time of year again! The time has come; the shopping is over, and it’s now time to enjoy ourselves. As I am hosting my family again this year, I won’t get much of a break, but at least I’ll get to cook dinner the way I like it.
I also hope that the special man in your life comes into your home and gives you what you want from his sack.
I would like to wish you all the very best and hope you have a great day. But I would also like to reach out to anybody out there for whom this time of year is difficult. It can be difficult being around people celebrating when you are suffering. I also find it difficult this time of year, and this year is no different. If you need any help, please reach out to someone, anyone.
On the flip side, if you know or knew someone you haven’t been in contact with for some time, send them a text. Let them know you’re still their friend and still there for them. Trust me, it means a lot.
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When Ollie gets home the morning after fucking Ewan, he accidentally wakes Louis. Ollie sits on his bed, and Louis opens up to him about Cian and the new feelings he is experiencing. Ollie provides some brotherly advice that wouldn’t be what their parents would advise.
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After spending the day working at the Cremaster Freedom Resort, Ollie wants to spend the entire day naked. He even sits down to dinner with his family naked, and his Dad has no problem with his naked son. Later that evening, Ollie meets Ewan in his flat for a drink. Ewan shows Ollie the dildo he’s been practising with.
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Their father wakes up Ollie and Louis with an idea. Louis is still sleepy and doesn’t appreciate being woken so early, but he joins his brother and father in the kitchen. Their father shares his idea for a new name for the business with Ollie, who has also been thinking, and they combine their ideas to come up with the new name. Now, Louis can finally get back to bed.
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Cian asks Louis over to help him. He dresses in work shorts, a T-shirt, and a toolbelt. His Mum chuckles as she sees him. He looks just like his brother. But Cian has an ulterior motive for asking Louis to visit. They were never really friends at school, but Cian wanted something from Louis. (Another special episode narrated by Louis.)
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Conor has caught Ollie bending over, his fingers pushed into his arse. Ollie is feeling horny, his arsehole itching to be fucked. Conor cock hardens, desperate to fuck a hole, any hole. They have been best friends for years, but nothing like this has ever happened before. But Conor’s brother catches them.
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Dad calls the family for a discussion about the name of Ollie’s business; he feels ‘Odd Job Ollie’ doesn’t sound right if he joins. Ollie bristles at the thought and fears that his father is taking over already, but he agrees to think about it. In the afternoon, he joins Conor and helps him fix up some flat-pack furniture that he is struggling with.
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Ollie thinks that it is time to decide if he and his father can work together, or more specifically, if his Dad can work for him. But there is one obstacle to agreeing on a formal partnership: his Dad’s reluctance to be naked. Ollie takes his father to the Cockaigne Hotel, where they borrow a conference room, and he makes his father prove his commitment to the business.
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Louis and Ollie have an open and honest conversation about what happened that morning. Louis isn’t happy with what happened and feels guilty for not having better self-control. Ollie opens up to Louis about the time he lost his virginity.