Transforming the Basement by David Heulfryn

Ollie takes on the large job of converting a basement. It is a big job which will keep him busy for a few days. He’s confused when he’s asked to paint all the walls dark purple. Once he has finished the painting, Mr Kiely explains what equipment he wants Ollie to build. Ollie is glad of the work and doesn’t care that he’s helping build a private BDSM dungeon.

Pounding the Street by David Heulfryn

His father is still unhappy with his decision to start his own business, but Ollie is determined to make it a success. He’s had boxes of flyers printed and he goes round Cockaigne, pushing them through letterboxes. During a break for lunch, he meets Old Lady Lovecock again, who seems to be living up to her name. After lunch, while posting leaflets in the richer areas, a naked young man calls out for help.

Odd Job Ollie: Starting Out by David Heulfryn

Ollie has been offered an apprenticeship with Cockaigne Construction. His father works at the same company and put in a recommendation for his son, but Ollie is not sure he wants to take it. He’s been thinking long and hard about what he wants to do. Ollie has decided to go it alone and start his own business. But this will disappoint his father.

Splash For Cash by David Heulfryn

It’s coming up to Brad’s birthday, and his parents won’t get him what he wants. He becomes moody, but then comes up with an idea for making money so he can buy it himself. His best friend isn’t convinced it’s a good idea. Brad manages to keep it from the teachers at Cockaigne Academy until the last day, when he is summoned to the headmaster’s office. But even a dressing down from Mr Price doesn’t put him off.

Finally Verified That I’m Over Eighteen

On the 25th July 2025, the UK’s Online Safety Act 2025 came into force. This meant that platforms have a legal duty to protect children online. Platforms are now required to use highly effective age assurance to prevent children from accessing pornography, or content which encourages self-harm, suicide or eating disorder content.

Basically, from that date, I could no longer see a cock on Twitter (or X if you prefer). I changed my location to the US in the settings, and that fixed it for a few days. Then they got wise to that and must have used my IP location to restrict me again. So, no more cocks again. Then I used my VPN, and that did the trick. But I had to keep my location as the US.

Despite the FAQ on how to verify your age to view restricted content, I couldn’t find any instructions to do so, unless I wanted to pay for a premium account. I didn’t.
Now, after many tries and using my driving licence and a selfie, I have finally verified that I am over eighteen, by many years.

So I can now see cocks galore again! Hurray!