There’s a news story doing the rounds about the rules and regulations regarding the ski-jumping suit used at the winter Olympics. Before the start of the season, athletes undergo a 3D body scan while wearing skintight underwear. As part of the measuring process, their crotch height is also measured. The crotch height of their suit must conform to the athlete’s crotch height, with an additional 3cm for men. The rules state that their suits must have a tolerance of only 2-4cm.
So why all the fuss about suit size? Well, every extra centimetre means you will go further.
To get around the issue, some athletes have reportedly been artificially enlarging a certain part of their anatomy to gain a few extra centimetres of fabric and gain an advantage. And you guessed it, that part is their penis.
Injecting your cock with hyaluronic acid can give you an extra one or two centimetres in the thickness of your cock. It doesn’t increase the length, pity!
It seems doing this is not illegal, as hyaluronic acid is not a banned substance. But the anti-doping agency has said it has no evidence of athletes doing this.
Whether they do it or not, it sounds fantastic. Is there anything people wouldn’t do to gain an advantage? Perhaps we should return to the ancient Olympics and require all athletes to perform naked. I’m sure a penis flopping around while doing a ski jump would be a disadvantage.
It’s that time of year again! The time has come; the shopping is over, and it’s now time to enjoy ourselves. As I am hosting my family again this year, I won’t get much of a break, but at least I’ll get to cook dinner the way I like it.
