Author: David Heulfryn

Nigel is a 55-year-old tanker driver from Prestatyn, elimated because she didn’t like the gap in his teeth. It’s apparantly called a diastema; you learn something new every day.

Jason is a 47-year-old carpenter from London. She said he had a very good physique but he was just too slender for her. You you like him to handle your wood?

Geoff is a 49-year-old customer service advisor from Neath. She said that he had a young looking penis with a nice girth. He had lovely legs but just wasn’t as leggy as the others – not exactly sure what that means.

Liam is a 24-year-old HGV driver from Bolton. She thought he looked a pretty boy, pretty eyes, pretty face and pretty hair; and she liked his balls. I agree. She picked him because of the way he looked at her. They never got it on after their date, he had too much to drink. Shame we didn’t get to see his cute cock nice and hard and dripping with anticipation. Sorry for the two GIFs, I couldn’t resist them. He does have remarkably good tackle.

Sam is a 30-year-old finance manager from Milton Keynes. When she saw his full body, she described him as sex on legs. He made it to the final two and was against Liam. Sam has a cute cock and a cute smile, it was a difficult choice.

Antonio is a 27-year-old digital marketer from London. He grew up in the US so has a slight accent and she just smiles when she looks at him and doesn’t listen to what he says, she’s just thinking about sex so doesn’t consider him marriage material. She liked his cut cock, thinking that it looked ‘neat’. It’s foreskin all the way for me, I think it looks too dry.

Sam is a 24-year-old machine operator from Wolverhampton. She loved his ears, calling them Dumbo ears. The reason she let him go was that he was too cute. An odd reason to reject someone.

Sam H is a 32-year-old civil engineer from Swindon, rejected because he is all penis. She thought his slim body made his cock look even bigger. I personally don’t mind a large cock, I think they look good on a bloke. The lady is obsessed with balls as she wants kids, Sam was asked to lift up his cock so she could see his baby-makers. The GIF may take time to load but I hope you like it.