What goes around, comes around, and in the final part of this series about the Dickinson family, one of his stepsons helps Howard get over a bad day at work, while another stepson gives his stepfather what he gave him. The remaining boys watch the show.
Author: David Heulfryn
The Dickinbrothers by David Heulfryn
Howard & Owen by David Heulfryn
Finally Verified That I’m Over Eighteen
On the 25th July 2025, the UK’s Online Safety Act 2025 came into force. This meant that platforms have a legal duty to protect children online. Platforms are now required to use highly effective age assurance to prevent children from accessing pornography, or content which encourages self-harm, suicide or eating disorder content.
Basically, from that date, I could no longer see a cock on Twitter (or X if you prefer). I changed my location to the US in the settings, and that fixed it for a few days. Then they got wise to that and must have used my IP location to restrict me again. So, no more cocks again. Then I used my VPN, and that did the trick. But I had to keep my location as the US.
Despite the FAQ on how to verify your age to view restricted content, I couldn’t find any instructions to do so, unless I wanted to pay for a premium account. I didn’t.
Now, after many tries and using my driving licence and a selfie, I have finally verified that I am over eighteen, by many years.
So I can now see cocks galore again! Hurray!
Is A Week A Long Time?
I’ve been very busy lately. Yes, with my day job, but also with my writing. I hope you saw the teaser for my new series ‘Odd Job Ollie’. I’m enjoying writing it, and Ollie is certainly given some odd jobs. The writing of the series will come to a close shortly, and then I’ll be going back to edit the many chapters I have written. After the main story concludes, I hope to return to Ollie’s story and write more about the Odd Jobs he gets up to as standalone stories. So, if you have any odd jobs for him, email oddjobollie@explorecockaigne.uk or click his advert below to be directed to the story page where you can leave a comment with your odd jobs, and it might be turned into a story.
This post, however, is about the gap between posting chapters or stories. Is a week a long time to wait for the next chapter? Or would you like a mid-week update? When I start posting the new series, I will definitely be trying to deliver two chapters a week.
Do you like the wait to find out what happens? Does it make reading more exciting? Is anticipation half the fun, and so you spend the week waiting for the next chapter, wondering what the characters might get up to next?
Email me or leave a comment to let me know your opinions.
Owen & Drew by David Heulfryn
Meet Odd Job Ollie
Some flyers are being pushed through the letterboxes of Cockaigne. A young man, fresh out of College, has decided to start his own business as a handyman and is looking for work. Eighteen-year-old Ollie doesn’t want to follow in his father’s footsteps and work for Cockaigne Construction; he wants to be his own boss.
The next series will follow Ollie as he builds his business and navigates interactions with local establishments, elderly ladies and horny customers. But Ollie’s decision has consequences.
If you have a job you’d like done, from household repairs to gardening, drop him an email and he may be able to accommodate you. But get in quick before his calendar fills up. After reading about how he leaves his customers completely satisfied, you’ll regret not having him come around.
World Friendship Day
I’ve been notoriously bad at keeping friends, primarily due to my depressive episodes, where I would shut myself off and refuse all contact. As I’ve grown older, I’ve been honest with people and have made at least one friend who doesn’t judge me for ‘ignoring’ them. Real friends don’t judge. Real friends are there when you need them.
The official blurb states:
Friendship plays a crucial role in promoting trust, empathy, and mutual respect among people. Celebrating this day highlights the value of relationships in overcoming misunderstandings, reducing conflict, and building more inclusive societies. The event also aligns with the United Nations’ goal of encouraging dialogue among civilizations and promoting peace. In a world that can often feel divided, World Friendship Day is a powerful reminder of our shared humanity and the difference we can make by reaching out and supporting one another.
I like to bring it closer to home. True friends can provide a vital sounding board and a judgment-free environment to talk about your feelings and worries. After all, as the saying goes, “a problem shared is a problem halved”
Just talking about something can bring it into closer perspective, and solutions may suddenly present themselves.
When people understand what you’re going through, they are less likely to judge. So, do any of you have a friend you have lost touch with? Perhaps consider reaching out again and letting them know that you’ve been thinking of them.
I’d like to consider you as my friends. You have stuck with me through thick and thin, and my many periods of inactivity when I was in such a dark place that I couldn’t read emails, even the positive ones. I appreciate constructive criticism, as it only serves to improve my stories, and I would re-read them when I was in the right frame of mind.
My writing means a great deal to me. It helps me understand my feelings and my past, as well as letting me live a vicarious sex life through my characters. I’m glad that so many of you also enjoy my stories.
Thank you, Friends.
Howard & Nick by David Heulfryn
International Self Care Day
Today is International Self Care Day.
We all need a little self care to let our body and mind recover from the stresses of life. Today encourages individuals to take proactive steps to manage their own health and well-being. Self-care includes healthy eating, physical activity, sufficient sleep, stress management.
Here are some handy suggestions for self care, not just today, but every day.
- Walking for 30 minutes a day or daily exercise
- Having 3 to 4 litres of water in a day
- Consuming balanced and healthy diet rich in fibre
- Having 6 to 8 hours of sleep in a day
- Decreasing screen time
- Relaxing activities
- Developing a positive attitude
- Maintaining body hygiene
- Having a long walk in the garden
- Volunteering for charity work
- Listening to music
- Reading motivational stories
- Solving brain puzzles
- Learning something new daily.
But what the list leaves out is another suggestion.
- Masturbation
So surf my website, find a story, lie down and have a wank. Looking after our sexual health is as important as looking after our physical and mental health.
And, to take a leaf out of my American Friends book:
Have a nice day!