Thankfully I have never been in prison, not quite true, I did work in one for a short time, but I hope I never find myself as an inmate. Some good advice about taking in your own underwear.
Yesterday the Tour of Britain came to my City. I didn’t actually go out to see it rather we changed our plans to avoid it and the travel chaos it caused. But our plans were scuppered when we got caught up in the action.
For ten seconds the lead group when passed us. A minute later the trailing peloton went past. Within two minutes it was over. Then the pavements and the roads cleared.
Chris Pine’s new film, Outlaw King, starts the Toronto International Film Festival. Pine plays Robert the Bruce, the exiled King of Scotland who tries to reclaim the throne. But critics are saying the real scene stealer is Chris Pine’s penis.
His appendage seems to have perked up quite a few ears, much to the surprise of Pine himself. He has commented, “We all have certain body parts, so it’s a trip when showing what we all have becomes a Google Alert.”
The film director, David Mackenzie, rather succinctly explains, “The guy’s having a bath, and people don’t tend to do that with their clothes on.”
No pictures have emerged yet, at least I can’t find any, but all celeb cock hunters, like me, wait until we can see what hangs between his legs.
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