How Can You Tell If He’s A Real Scotsman?

Reading the second chapter Matt & Me made me realise how sexy I finds Scotsmen in their kilts. It’s the anticipation of knowing if they are being true to the tradition and the hope of a wardrobe malfunction so I can get a glimpse of the jewels. I recently found the picture below and thought it illustrates the story well. Don’t forget the read the second installment of Matt & Me and see what happens.