Naked Attraction S03E02 – Alex

Alex is a 24 year-old window cleaner from Sheffield. Rejected for the size of his thighs. He says he was brought up with good old fashioned values. I’m not sure about all those religious tattoos, just imagine him shagging you at the sight of that nun bearing down on you. He’s got a nice cock though, cute. Shame he shaves. I like a nice thick bush of pubes.

Naked Attraction S03E01 – Josh

Naked Attraction is back on Channel 4 in the UK. This is a dating programme where a single person is shown five naked people and they have to choose a date based on their body. Series Three started last night.

The first to choose was a young man called Josh, he is a twenty-year-old virgin and he is  seeking a princess to help pop his cherry. How can he still be a virgin with a cock like that. If he opened up and tried guys they would be lining up for him.

Why do homes in the UK have separate hot and cold taps?

I know a lot of our reader are not from the UK so you may not all be aware of how strange we can be. I’ve heard the confusion over seperate hot and cold water taps before; it’s not strange to us as we grew up with it and I’ve always thought it to be normal. Same goes with the pull cords in bathrooms.

This article from the BBC explains why we have these strange traditions. It’s an interesting read.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-42948046

Welcome Cynus

Please join me in giving a big Screeve welcome to Cynus, our latest author. He has written many great stories and we are starting with a sci-fi/fantasy story. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. Cynus has his own Patreon page so if you’d like to support him then please check it out. https://www.patreon.com/Cynus

Please give him a warm welcome by emailing him at samuel.d.roe@gmail.com

Our Long Climb

A beautiful day on top of Snowdon. But it was very busy. I would like to say I climbed up but I thought the mountain railway would be kinder to my feet. Also, would you believe I’m staying in a place with no wi-fi! I’m having to resort to scrounging wi-fi from the occasional free hot-spot.

There is a story out there about those three young guys. Blondie’s feet need some TLC and Ginger wants to give him some; Blackie likes to watch but could be persuaded to help.