Gabriel is in trouble! His parents are called to a meeting with the Headmaster of Cockaigne Academy. If it weren’t for his best friend taking all the blame, Gabriel would be facing severe punishment from the school. Instead, the Headmaster lets his parents decide the appropriate punishment.
Category: David Heulfryn
Not For Public Consumption by David Heulfryn
A Step-Son’s Duty by David Heulfryn
The Dickinbrothers by David Heulfryn
Howard & Owen by David Heulfryn
Finally Verified That I’m Over Eighteen

On the 25th July 2025, the UK’s Online Safety Act 2025 came into force. This meant that platforms have a legal duty to protect children online. Platforms are now required to use highly effective age assurance to prevent children from accessing pornography, or content which encourages self-harm, suicide or eating disorder content.
Basically, from that date, I could no longer see a cock on Twitter (or X if you prefer). I changed my location to the US in the settings, and that fixed it for a few days. Then they got wise to that and must have used my IP location to restrict me again. So, no more cocks again. Then I used my VPN, and that did the trick. But I had to keep my location as the US.
Despite the FAQ on how to verify your age to view restricted content, I couldn’t find any instructions to do so, unless I wanted to pay for a premium account. I didn’t.
Now, after many tries and using my driving licence and a selfie, I have finally verified that I am over eighteen, by many years.
So I can now see cocks galore again! Hurray!
Is A Week A Long Time?

I’ve been very busy lately. Yes, with my day job, but also with my writing. I hope you saw the teaser for my new series ‘Odd Job Ollie’. I’m enjoying writing it, and Ollie is certainly given some odd jobs. The writing of the series will come to a close shortly, and then I’ll be going back to edit the many chapters I have written. After the main story concludes, I hope to return to Ollie’s story and write more about the Odd Jobs he gets up to as standalone stories. So, if you have any odd jobs for him, email oddjobollie@explorecockaigne.uk or click his advert below to be directed to the story page where you can leave a comment with your odd jobs, and it might be turned into a story.
This post, however, is about the gap between posting chapters or stories. Is a week a long time to wait for the next chapter? Or would you like a mid-week update? When I start posting the new series, I will definitely be trying to deliver two chapters a week.
Do you like the wait to find out what happens? Does it make reading more exciting? Is anticipation half the fun, and so you spend the week waiting for the next chapter, wondering what the characters might get up to next?
Email me or leave a comment to let me know your opinions.
Owen & Drew by David Heulfryn
Howard & Nick by David Heulfryn
International Self Care Day
Today is International Self Care Day.
We all need a little self care to let our body and mind recover from the stresses of life. Today encourages individuals to take proactive steps to manage their own health and well-being. Self-care includes healthy eating, physical activity, sufficient sleep, stress management.
Here are some handy suggestions for self care, not just today, but every day.
- Walking for 30 minutes a day or daily exercise
- Having 3 to 4 litres of water in a day
- Consuming balanced and healthy diet rich in fibre
- Having 6 to 8 hours of sleep in a day
- Decreasing screen time
- Relaxing activities
- Developing a positive attitude
- Maintaining body hygiene
- Having a long walk in the garden
- Volunteering for charity work
- Listening to music
- Reading motivational stories
- Solving brain puzzles
- Learning something new daily.

But what the list leaves out is another suggestion.
- Masturbation
So surf my website, find a story, lie down and have a wank. Looking after our sexual health is as important as looking after our physical and mental health.
And, to take a leaf out of my American Friends book:
Have a nice day!









