Meet Odd Job Ollie

Some flyers are being pushed through the letterboxes of Cockaigne. A young man, fresh out of College, has decided to start his own business as a handyman and is looking for work. Eighteen-year-old Ollie doesn’t want to follow in his father’s footsteps and work for Cockaigne Construction; he wants to be his own boss.

The next series will follow Ollie as he builds his business and navigates interactions with local establishments, elderly ladies and horny customers. But Ollie’s decision has consequences.

If you have a job you’d like done, from household repairs to gardening, drop him an email and he may be able to accommodate you. But get in quick before his calendar fills up. After reading about how he leaves his customers completely satisfied, you’ll regret not having him come around.

Charlie & Nick by David Heulfryn

We return to the chronicles of the Dickinson family this week. Nick is the assistant manager of the local sports retailer. He and Charlie open the shop in the morning, and they soon see a young man waiting by the door for the store to open. They take pity on him and let him in early. He needs to buy some new rugby boots, and the brothers help him in several ways.

A Step-Dad’s Duty by David Heulfryn

His wife has ordered Howard to talk to his five stepsons about the state of their bedroom. It is a conversation Howard doesn’t want to have as he needs to address the emissions of the boys and the stains they leave on their bedclothes and underwear. Masturbation may be normal for teenage boys, but they need to clean up after themselves.

Supporting A Friend by David Heulfryn

It’s time for Billy to return to Cockaigne. His father drives him to avoid his eldest son walking naked in the town. Eric comes with them, and just before they pass the boundary into Cockaigne, their father stops the car. It is time to get naked. Billy is surprised when Eric and his Dad get out of the car and strip naked in support of him.

This is the final part of ‘The Chronicles of the Ashworths’, but it is not the last time you will hear from them. I hope you have enjoyed the story of Eric and Billy.