Five More Lashes by David Heulfryn

Finn watches his brother getting caned and struggles to hold back his tears. Despite trying to find his brother, Finn cannot find him anywhere. At swim club, Finn remains sullen and Coach Anderson has to remind him how his class look up to him and no matter how terrible he feels, he has to put on a brave face.

Later that night, while in bed, Max and Finn discover they have a shared friend.

Finn’s Monday by David Heulfryn

Lily takes Finn to see the Doctor to get him checked out. She is concerned about the frequency of his wet dreams and the amount of semen he produces. Dr Wallace gives him a complete examination and finds nothing to be concerned about. He hopes that Lily has been reassured.

But afterwards, Dr Wallace calls the Clinical Director of Cockaigne Pharma. Finn is the second case of a teenager producing an abnormally large amount of semen. Could there be a problem with teen boys in Cockaigne?

Not Again! by David Heulfryn

Finn has another wet dream. Lily speaks to Max and Owen about it, and both admit to not having as many as Finn. Lily takes matters into her own hands and talks to Dr Wallace.

Max finally joins the rugby club and, after a Cockaigne initiation, becomes one of the Cockaigne Centaurs. He also discovers why the other students in his class at school have kept their distance from him.

Sharks and Minnows by David Heulfryn


Finn continues to ejaculate in his sleep. This time he came over Max as they were spooning.

After school, Finn takes his second lesson teaching the kids at the swimming club and decides to go naked again. It seems Finn is now a role model, as some boys want to be like him. For the last hour, he is joined by Eddie, and they have another lesson, one-on-one.

Back with Eddie by David Heulfryn

Max goes back to Eddie’s home after school. Eddie’s mother is surprised and has a quiet word with Max about her son, as he has never brought anybody back. Satisfied that Max isn’t going to hurt her son, she lets the boys up to his bedroom. Eddie shows Max his favourite Warhammer character and tells Max that he is on the autistic spectrum.