A Bigger Cock Could Mean the Difference Between Gold and Silver

There’s a news story doing the rounds about the rules and regulations regarding the ski-jumping suit used at the winter Olympics. Before the start of the season, athletes undergo a 3D body scan while wearing skintight underwear. As part of the measuring process, their crotch height is also measured. The crotch height of their suit must conform to the athlete’s crotch height, with an additional 3cm for men. The rules state that their suits must have a tolerance of only 2-4cm.

So why all the fuss about suit size? Well, every extra centimetre means you will go further.

To get around the issue, some athletes have reportedly been artificially enlarging a certain part of their anatomy to gain a few extra centimetres of fabric and gain an advantage. And you guessed it, that part is their penis.

Injecting your cock with hyaluronic acid can give you an extra one or two centimetres in the thickness of your cock. It doesn’t increase the length, pity!

It seems doing this is not illegal, as hyaluronic acid is not a banned substance. But the anti-doping agency has said it has no evidence of athletes doing this.

Whether they do it or not, it sounds fantastic. Is there anything people wouldn’t do to gain an advantage? Perhaps we should return to the ancient Olympics and require all athletes to perform naked. I’m sure a penis flopping around while doing a ski jump would be a disadvantage.

Li’l Job Louis: Cian’s Allure by David Heulfryn

Welcome to the first chapter of the spin-off series of Odd Job Ollie. This series is about his little brother Louis and his adventures in Cockaigne. Many of the same characters appear in the new series, along with some new characters.

The opening chapter takes Louis back to Cian, the boy who’s had a crush on him for years and seduced Louis into fucking him. Louis is smitten and confused by Cian. He drops by his house to try to work out his feelings.

Aiden and Davey: Part 1 by Danno

Welcome to 2026, and a massive welcome to our newest author. Danno has the privilege of having the first story published in 2026. His story centres on cousins Aiden and Davey meeting for the first time when Aiden’s parents move house.

Please take a moment to leave a comment or email me your comments, and I’ll pass them on. I hope you enjoy the story.

Happy New Year 2026

Goodbye 2025 and hello 2026! I’m not one for resolutions, but there are a few things I want to do this year: get healthier and cut back on the booze. Both will help me with my continuing battle with depression. But I also want to write more. I have an idea for a story which I tried to start last month, but something didn’t click. Perhaps it was my frame of mind at the time, so I want to try again this year.

I hope to bring you more stories from Cockaigne, both series and short stories, and I want to write more short stories away from Cockaigne.

Whatever you want to achieve this year, I wish you every success.