Queer Writing for a Queer World
//Alex is a 26-year-old data analyst from Stockton-on-Tees. Again, it was a toenail issue that caused him to be rejected. He had an ingrowing toenail when he was child and lost it. I think he has a really cute smile.
//Darrell is a 25-year-old hotel supervisor from Norwich. Born with a third nipple and has a cock that looks perky even though its soft.
//Jamie is a 28-year-old support worker from Noth Wales. Rejected because he didn’t like his belly button, but he did like his belly – something to hang on to.
//Mark is a 33 year-old hairdresser from Northwich. He didn’t exactly have nice toenails and his knob was described as ‘agressive’, so he was rejected.
//A new chapter is now online. I hope you are all enjoying the disgusting exploits of Kelvin and friends.
Bog Off – Chapter 31 by Tom
//The assumption is generally that guys don’t need privacy in the toilets. Ladies always have seperate stalls, but us guys are just expected to whip out our cocks and piss in front of complete strangers.
I, for one, have always had a problem peeing in front of others: family, friends or strangers. It got so bad that I nearly burst my bladder when I was out drinking with my brother and some mates. I was drinking pints of beer, many pints of beer, but when I went to the toilets, I just couldn’t go. The pub was packed, hence the toilets were packed so I had to wait foir a urinal to become free, and when it did, I just couldn’t go. I felt under so much pressure as other guys were waiting so I quickly tucked myself back into my trousers and went back out to a fresh pint of beer. Every time I tried I just couldn’t go, and the cubicles were always occupied (and disgusting).
Eventually I just had to wait for a cubicle to come free – but I did feel a bit weird waiting around while other guys had no trouble emptying their bladders.
Nowadays I always use a cubicle, I have to. But why are we expected to pee in front of each other? Sometimes us guys just need some privacy.
//Ken is a 30-year-old personal trainer. Some good muscles, too much for me and he likes Ryan’s, his fellow contestant, big swinging cock. Well, who doesn’t? I like Ken’s perky cock, he needs to be careful he doesn’t poke someone’s eye out with it. He got the date because he had a nicer smile; my choice would have been Ryan and his big swinging cock, but Ken does have certain appealing assets.
//Ryan is a 38-year-old welder from Scotland with gorgeous eyes and open to a little nipple play. He has an incredible body and gets his eyebrows threaded. When asked to talk dirty, he said, “I’ll make you drip like a knackered fridge”. Hilarious. Ken likes his cock as it is bigger than his and it swings around. If you want your men hunky, well-hung and tattooed from arse to elbow, then Ryan is our man.
//Ian is a 35-year-old designer from London. Described as having a very meaty penis (quite a sausage) and was rejected as he looks like he might destroy the lady. He was just a bit too big for her. Now, who doesn’t like a big fella?
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Mark forces his step-son, Adam, to wear his old cum-stained jockstrap. Soon, Mark’s cum is mixed with Adam’s in the filthy athletic support.