Queer Writing for a Queer World
//Mattia is a 23-year-old restaurant manager from Rome. He got picked to go on the date because she liked his Italian accent. His leg was in a brace because of a motorcycle accident. Who doesn’t like a bit of Italian sauasage?
//Carl is a 31-year-old amateur kick boxer. He made it to the final two but the lady preferred the other guy’s Italian accent over his Scouse accent. Not even his meaty cock could swing it his way.
//Jonathan is a 22-year-old bakery supervisor from St. Helens. She wanted someone taller and more athletic. He was very confident and thought he had it in the bag, sorry Jonathan but your cute face didn’t quite swing it.
//Michael is a 33-year-old aerospace quality inspector from Farnborough. He was rejected because he looks less sporty than the other guys.
//Josh is a 22-year-old machine operator from Riply. Rejected because she wanted to grab a bit more on top, no idea what that means, perhaps he should have had bigger boobs? But I think she wanted someone who worked out more.
//Zarashan is an 18-year-old stylist from Canada. He was the first to be voted off as the lady didn’t want a boyfriend with thinner thighs than she has.
//The disgusting saga of Kelvin and Bogbrush continues, so get stuck into the latest instalment.
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Luke gets spotted dropping litter by security. They stop him and conduct a strip search to teach him a lesson.
//And the winner is… Jamie is 22-years-old from Cheshire and works in customer relations. He got picked to go on the date and to my mind he was always a front runner. Great face, great eyes, great smile, great body and a great dick. And they ended up sleeping together after a week. I would love to see that cock in action and I wonder what his cum face looks like?
//Sam is a 27-year-old construction manager from Surrey. He got down to the final two but was pipped at the post by the other guy, with a cute face.
