Author: David Heulfryn

Mattia is a 23-year-old restaurant manager from Rome. He got picked to go on the date because she liked his Italian accent. His leg was in a brace because of a motorcycle accident. Who doesn’t like a bit of Italian sauasage?

Carl is a 31-year-old amateur kick boxer. He made it to the final two but the lady preferred the other guy’s Italian accent over his Scouse accent. Not even his meaty cock could swing it his way.

Jonathan is a 22-year-old bakery supervisor from St. Helens. She wanted someone taller and more athletic. He was very confident and thought he had it in the bag, sorry Jonathan but your cute face didn’t quite swing it.

Michael is a 33-year-old aerospace quality inspector from Farnborough. He was rejected because he looks less sporty than the other guys.

Josh is a 22-year-old machine operator from Riply. Rejected because she wanted to grab a bit more on top, no idea what that means, perhaps he should have had bigger boobs? But I think she wanted someone who worked out more.

Zarashan is an 18-year-old stylist from Canada. He was the first to be voted off as the lady didn’t want a boyfriend with thinner thighs than she has.