When Howard comes out of the shower, he is not happy when he finds Owen lying in his daughters’ bedroom, especially while wearing cum-stained jeans. He takes Owen into his bedroom and makes him take off his dirty clothes. Both men stand naked, looking at each other.
Month: August 2025
Finally Verified That I’m Over Eighteen
On the 25th July 2025, the UK’s Online Safety Act 2025 came into force. This meant that platforms have a legal duty to protect children online. Platforms are now required to use highly effective age assurance to prevent children from accessing pornography, or content which encourages self-harm, suicide or eating disorder content.
Basically, from that date, I could no longer see a cock on Twitter (or X if you prefer). I changed my location to the US in the settings, and that fixed it for a few days. Then they got wise to that and must have used my IP location to restrict me again. So, no more cocks again. Then I used my VPN, and that did the trick. But I had to keep my location as the US.
Despite the FAQ on how to verify your age to view restricted content, I couldn’t find any instructions to do so, unless I wanted to pay for a premium account. I didn’t.
Now, after many tries and using my driving licence and a selfie, I have finally verified that I am over eighteen, by many years.
So I can now see cocks galore again! Hurray!
Is A Week A Long Time?
I’ve been very busy lately. Yes, with my day job, but also with my writing. I hope you saw the teaser for my new series ‘Odd Job Ollie’. I’m enjoying writing it, and Ollie is certainly given some odd jobs. The writing of the series will come to a close shortly, and then I’ll be going back to edit the many chapters I have written. After the main story concludes, I hope to return to Ollie’s story and write more about the Odd Jobs he gets up to as standalone stories. So, if you have any odd jobs for him, email oddjobollie@explorecockaigne.uk or click his advert below to be directed to the story page where you can leave a comment with your odd jobs, and it might be turned into a story.
This post, however, is about the gap between posting chapters or stories. Is a week a long time to wait for the next chapter? Or would you like a mid-week update? When I start posting the new series, I will definitely be trying to deliver two chapters a week.
Do you like the wait to find out what happens? Does it make reading more exciting? Is anticipation half the fun, and so you spend the week waiting for the next chapter, wondering what the characters might get up to next?
Email me or leave a comment to let me know your opinions.
Owen & Drew by David Heulfryn
Meet Odd Job Ollie
Some flyers are being pushed through the letterboxes of Cockaigne. A young man, fresh out of College, has decided to start his own business as a handyman and is looking for work. Eighteen-year-old Ollie doesn’t want to follow in his father’s footsteps and work for Cockaigne Construction; he wants to be his own boss.
The next series will follow Ollie as he builds his business and navigates interactions with local establishments, elderly ladies and horny customers. But Ollie’s decision has consequences.
If you have a job you’d like done, from household repairs to gardening, drop him an email and he may be able to accommodate you. But get in quick before his calendar fills up. After reading about how he leaves his customers completely satisfied, you’ll regret not having him come around.