Welcome to Screeve

Adam is a 26-year-old delivery driver and beat off the competition to go on a date with Kely. Had a cock that reminded her of her ex, by the way it falls. She loves to lick and squeeze balls, but he isn’t too keen on being squeezed but would be happy with a gentle grope. She thought his dance moves were the best, and he had a great smile and a nice set of teeth. When asked what sort of sex toy he would be, “a bullet, cos I’m short and sweet”. I think he was talking about this stature rather than his cock. Judging by the angle of his cock, he was starting to get excited at the end. But it did have a happy ending as they want to continue with a relationship. But what amazes me is throughout the entire programme, no one mentioned that incredible arse.

Oliver is a 24-year-old wine shop manager from Farnham. She liked his balls and was impessed by the way he could make his cock and balls move. But when he danced she was unimpressed, he had to go second as the others had better moves. He’s also circumsised and she didn’t know how to pleasure a cut cock, but he would be happy to show her. She loved his hair and his nipples, something she would love to squeeze and torture. I probably went a little overboard with the screencaps, but he had a good body, lovely hair and nice cock.

Kelly is the first picker in this episode, not sure if she wants a man or woman, so she had a choice of three of each. The first one to go is Gavin, a 34-year-old finance manager from Sheffield.  Rejected because his balls were too small, she says she’s used to bigger balls. Small balls can be a bonus, you could try and get both in your mouth at the same time. He blamed his small balls on having a wank the night before in his hotel room.

Leon is a 31-year-old graphic designer from South London. So far, all his partners have been women, and he’s now keen to explore his bi-curious side. He was circumcised later in life and prefers a cut cock, aesthetically. He says that once he was circumcised, he gained sensation all down his cock.

Simon is a 28-year-old bartender, originally from Poland and now living in Birmingham. Leon had three guys and three ladies to choose from; he got rid of his final guy because it didn’t feel natural, even though he liked the way tattooed hands playing with cocks.

Jonathan is a 26-year-old retail assistant from Essex. Leon rejected this guy as he didn’t like how he ate his sausage, and that’s not a euphemism; he wanted to see how they ate as he hates messy and loud eaters. I think he’s a cute little winker.

Javoy is a 26-year-old chef from East London. He was the first person let go because the others had more allure.

Naked Attarction is back, socially distanced of course but not even Covid-19 can stop Channel 4 showing some cock and fanny. Although there will only be cock here.

Iain is a 32-year-old IT Consultant from Manchester by day, and a pro-wrestler by night, known as Jet Fashion. He has such a cute cock, but I don’t think I could cope with his wrestling persona for long.