Category: Screeve

Mark is a 41-year-old sales consultant and was this week’s runner-up. He was rejected because he looked like he might run off with her mum. (Read that as he is too old.)

Daniel is a 24-year-old groundsman from Tenby, rejected because he is shorter than the others, height is important to the woman choosing.

Pritom is a 27-year-old inventor from Birmingham, rejected becuase she likes someone more open. (Don’t ask me what she means by that.)

Jordan is a 22-year-old decorator from London, rejected because of the ‘gorgeous’ zombie girl on his flank, but he does have a thick uncut cock. I notice he cheated a little when asked to measure his cock, he doesn’t exactly start at the base. I would measure it at 4 inches but it looks a lot bigger on his short frame.

Alex is a 24 year-old window cleaner from Sheffield. Rejected for the size of his thighs. He says he was brought up with good old fashioned values. I’m not sure about all those religious tattoos, just imagine him shagging you at the sight of that nun bearing down on you. He’s got a nice cock though, cute. Shame he shaves. I like a nice thick bush of pubes.

Chris is a former club rep that has moved back to London to settle down. He has a thick, meaty cock which is mesmerising. Uncut too, which is a must for me.

Matt, along with his girlfriend Mary, are seeking a third person to join them in bed. Unfortunately they want another women. Throughtout they talk about polyamory but I suspect they just want a good old-fashioned threesome.

Matt has a gorgeous, thick cock. I’m sure it is bigger in some of the later pictures.

Naked Attraction is back on Channel 4 in the UK. This is a dating programme where a single person is shown five naked people and they have to choose a date based on their body. Series Three started last night.

The first to choose was a young man called Josh, he is a twenty-year-old virgin and he is  seeking a princess to help pop his cherry. How can he still be a virgin with a cock like that. If he opened up and tried guys they would be lining up for him.