Author: David Heulfryn

Charlie is a 30-year-old window cleaner from Suffolk. She described him as having a lovely smile with a twinkle in the eyes. He had quite strong legs with a nice little V-line. Eliminated because the other guy looked like he would be better at banter.

Louis is a 23-year-old chef from Warrington. She liked his hair, but he isn’t a natural blond. He has a nice size, she doesn’t like them too big. Eliminated because she couldn’t work him out. He was certainly a cheeky lad who loved swinging his cock.

Milan is a 22-year-old philosophy student from Lincoln (originally from Germany). She said he had a kind face but looked quite young. She quite likes a circumcised cock and thought he had a good body. He does a bit of rowing, which would explain his gorgeous physique. Eliminated because he looked too innocent and she might have eaten him alive. I would have rejected him first based on his cut cock (I like my men intact) but his face would have made me keep him for longer. This just shows the problem with the programme, you can’t judge a bloke from the look of his cock.

Glen is a 32-year-old rail plant engineer from Blackpool. She said he had good solid balls with a good stance and strong arms. Eliminated because his hairy chest reminded her of her dad.

Gavin is a 34-year-old finance manager from Sheffield. She liked his nice sized cock but would prefer his legs a little slimmer. Eliminated because she thought he would be shorter than her.

Conor is a 28-year-old ex US Marine, originally from California but moved to Scotland when he left the military and now works for a charity that helps rehabilitate abondoned and neglected horses. The final two ladies liked the size of his cock. I have to agree with them

Lee is a 50-year-old window fitter and one the date with Leanne. She chose him because of his personilty, it shone through apparantly. The date went well but he didn’t show up two weeks later for the post date debrief.

Ashley is a 38-year-old bricklayer and made it to the final two. Unfortunately the other guy showed more of his personality.