It has been a productive year for Screeve and me. I added 61 separate chapters or short stories. I have just posted the final chapter of Odd Job Ollie, thirty-three chapters that were fun to write about a well-hung young man who discovers he enjoys anal sex. Then there were the eleven chapters of The Chronicles of the Dickinson Family, another fun story of five brothers and their stepfather. And before that were ten chapters of The Chronicles of the Ashworth Family. On top of three long, multipart stories, I also published seven short stories! I think it must be the most productive year for me. And I have been overwhelmed with all your comments and support.
But Screeve is not all about me. We welcomed PlacidGuy to the website with three brilliant, excellently written short stories. If you’ve not read them, I urge you to read them. David Price also submitted his short story called Cadet Camp, about a boy’s sexual awakening; another cracking read. We also had a returning author, Tom, with his parody of the Famous Five stories called The Infamous Five on Kipper Island. It is a bucket-load of disgusting fun.
I can’t promise that 2026 will be as prodigious, but it will get off to a good start with my new series set in Cockaigne, which follows Ollie’s brother, Louis. I should warn you that the series does contain scenes of heterosexual sex, but it is still a queer story. Louis is the star of the series, but Ollie and his friends also make appearances. I hope you enjoy the continuing story of the family. This is another story I loved writing. I love Ollie and Louis; they are great characters.
Happy New Year David! I hope the cumming days treat you well giving you the joy and happiness the beautiful man you are deserves.
It’s not off to a good start, I’ve just come down with a sickness bug and I feel terrible. But thoughts of Cockaigne make me feel better, especially the exploits of Louis. My day is plenty of Paracetamol and rest. I hope your new year will get off to a better start.
We’ve been truly blessed in 2025 to have you dropping such goodies into our lives, David. Many thanks. Love and luck to you in 2026, Paul xx
Thanks Paul, I wish you a great 2026, mine can only get better after coming down with a sickness bug.
I heartily concur with the other comments here: thank you so much, David, for a wonderful — and highly productive — 2025. I’m sorry to hear about your bug, I hope you recover quickly. I look forward to see what 2026 will bring in regards to happenings in Cockaigne. The next series follows Louis, you say, and you tell us: “I should warn you that the series does contain scenes of heterosexual sex, but it is still a queer story.”
I wonder if that means Charlotte reappears? (Her antics with her brother Perry remind me somewhat of my sister — two years older than me, not my twin — when we were younger!) I don’t know about other readers but I quite like it when female characters appear in Cockaigne episodes and indeed I like reading about them having sex. What I really love, though, is when the straight sex is portrayed as somewhat inferior, or at least less satisfying for males, than gay sex (e.g. the way Louis preferred Cian’s boypussy over Charlotte’s real pussy).
I know I’ve said this before — and other readers will no doubt groan, “oh dear, Anonymous is banging on about THAT again!” — but I absolutely love to imagine Cockaigne (as its name suggests) is a deeply phallocentric place. That is, the females are steadfastly heterosexual: from puberty to menopause they crave cock. Unfortunately for the females, the males of Cockaigne do not necessarily crave pussy correspondingly with equal fervour! I like to think there’s not a single straight male in Cockaigne: they’re all either bi or just plain gay. Even resolutely straight men who move to, or visit, Cockaigne cannot resist the power of cock and inexorably move towards a bisexual, or in a few cases, entirely homosexual lifestyle.
In real life women and teenage girls, sadly, still face the risk of sexual harassment or worse, sexual violence. In Cockaigne, however, more than a few women and teenage girls face the opposite — though mercifully danger-free — problem of being sexually ignored. Many a wife — especially if her husband is more of a bottom than a top when it comes to his extramarital homosexual life — on finding herself starved of cock will seek out a male lover who, whilst not completely straight himself (it is Cockaigne after all!), sits closer to the heterosexual end of the bisexual continuum.
A woman or teenage girl whose husband or boyfriend tends more to the top, rather than bottom end, of the gay spectrum knows that she has to maintain high standards of sexual performance. “Can I suck his cock as well as his male lover(s) can?” she frets. And no matter how much her throbbing, sopping wet, cunt-flapped pussy hungers for his cock she knows her man will be (unfavourably) comparing it to the men’s — and/or (only legally-aged, of course) teenage boys’ — arses he has fucked. To compete with her husband’s or boyfriend’s male sexual partners most females come to the realisation that they will have engage in anal sex, and many come to enjoy it. An attentive husband or boyfriend will rim his wife’s or girlfriend’s arsehole lovingly as foreplay, he will use loads of lube, and he will be gentle to begin with.
Still, for some more mature wives — especially those whose husbands regularly enjoy fucking younger men or, even more so, fucking teenage boys of legal age (i.e. 16+), and may have had the benefit of a classical education — the words of Martial (Epigram XI, No. 43) sting in the back of their minds: a woman catches her husband fucking a teenage boy. Jealous, she reminds her husband that she too has a bumhole he can fuck. Instead he chides her for daring to compare her arse with that of a male: a woman doesn’t really have an arsehole but merely two cunts he tells her!
Congratulations David, to you and your co-writers on Screeve for a wonderfully creative and thoroughly entertaining, sexy 2025. All the very best for another great year in 2026. I hope your bug is only minor and that you are back to being your normal amazing self very quickly.