Queer Writing for a Queer World
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The family leave Cockaigne. Finn and Max decide to stay naked and snuggle up and fall asleep on the back seat of the car as they travel home. Owen and Lily talk about their boys as they sleep.
Max is allowed to see James when they return, while Finn stays naked. Owen surprises Finn by getting naked and having some private time with Finn.
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Owen has a surprise for Finn. Yesterday was about Max, so he wanted to do something nice for his youngest son. Before leaving Cockaigne, they would be spending time at a naturist resort. Finn gets over-excited and can’t wait to go.
The boys leave their parents in the breakfast room as they start packing. Owen and Lily talk about their sons and how they are growing up. But no matter how old they are, parents always worry about their kids.
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It’s great to see that Channel 4 has done it again. The new series is called “Naked Education”; the first episode deals with body hair. The programme wanted to dispel myths about body hair and had a small group of teens discussing it.
One young teen, Elliot (15), said he shaved his armpits to avoid smelling bad. He also said he thought shaving pubes was more hygienic and helped protect you from STIs. Thankfully they dispelled this myth, even saying that shaving could increase your risks of contracting an STI as shaving can damage the skin.
They had four models show their naked bodies to the teens. One lady said that an ex-boyfriend demanded she shave her pubes off. She refused, and they broke up. Hence why the presenter commented, “Pubes before dudes”. I’m a massive fan of pubes; the bushier, the better.
Personally, I think the obsession with body hair stems from porn. The vast majority of porn has performers with little or no body hair (gay and straight), and porn with body hair is considered a ‘fetish’.
The main thrust of the programme is to love who you are, no matter what body shape or how much or little hair you have. “The Naked Brigade” helps one young lady come to terms with herself. Being tall, she was teased mercilessly, and the group reclaimed all the insults thrown at them by writing them on their bodies.
I didn’t expect any full-frontal nudity as the programme aired at 8pm, before the UK’s 9pm watershed. Nothing unsuitable for children should be shown before 9pm, so it’s nice to see that the naked body is acceptable, in all its forms. As I try to espouse in the Cockaigne Chronicles, all nudity is not sexual, and sex does not always mean nudity.
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Max is buzzing after a day of playing and watching rugby. He tells Finn he wants to move to Cockaigne, but the final decision lies with James. If he doesn’t want Max to move, then he won’t. In the meantime, the brothers spend the night talking and then thinking of what excites them the most. Cockaigne is having a positive impact on the family.
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When looking for a picture for “The Rugby Match”, I tried to find an illustration of a centaur with two cocks. No matter how hard I looked, I couldn’t find one. Then this popped up on my Twitter feed today, and I wanted to share it with you. It comes from the Twitter account “Centaur Jack”, and clicking the picture will take you to his feed. It would be ideal if the centaur was raised onto his hind legs.
I do like the picture I chose for the story. The scrum-half looks so cute. I was never slight or swift enough to be a scrum-half. I was the bulk and strength in the middle of the scrum, pushing forward with all my strength. I have to admit, I was kinda good. I miss those days when I was fit enough to play.
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Max is surprised when Owen tells him about the day they have planned. The local rugby team seems eager for new players, and Max is allowed to train with the youth team. Afterwards, they get pitchside tickets for a first-team match. They are given VIP treatment.
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The effects of being in Cockaigne has caused Owen and Lily to lose their inhibitions. When they wake, they leave the boys asleep in bed and shower togther. But it’s not all about getting clean and their sexual sounds wake the boys. Once they are finished, Max and Finn shower togther.
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Finn is excited to meet his first naked resident as they check in to the Bed & Breakfast. The family then take a trip to see the sights of Cockaigne, and the brothers are amazed at what awaits them if they decide to move. Later that night, Max feels torn between a new life on Cockaigne and moving away from his boyfriend, James.
It’s no April Fool, just another installment in the lives of Max & Min.