Theodolite

was still convinced that a theodolite was better for steering the ship.?

Russel

Russel was delighted when he found the one and only knothole in his Dad’s new hardwood floor

The Evil Eye

You’d look as pissed off as me if I’d just interrupted your wank! Now either fuck off or suck me off.?

Drawers

Hmmmm, Looks Like I Need A New Pair Of Drawers?

My God! It Really Does Glow In The Dark

X Marks The Spot

The new logo for this year’s X-Factor.?

Stuck On You

Was it you who put superglue on my cock??

Dirty Sod

I just love hanging out at Glastonbury. I only come here for the rain and the mud?

Me Next

I’m number 84!?

Inexperienced

How the hell do you expect me to fuck you like that??

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