Smiling In My Sleep

Long Dong

Even after I come it doesn’t shrink.

Pube Artist

What d’ya mean you hate them, it took me hours to shaved them like this.

Inches Off

I think it’s too long so I’m just going to lop a couple of inches off.

Wankers

We both use these fingers to wank.

Teeth

I can’t look at your cock, those teeth just draw my eyes to them.

Don't Do It

I really shouldn’t shave my pubes, it looks like I have a thin base and a really thick knob.

Longskin

I’m only just beginning to poke out.

New Gardener

Here’s the bush I want you to trim.

Uncut Hunks

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