Welcome to Screeve

Owen is a 20-year-old marine biology student who identifies as non-binary and prefers the pronouns them/they. They have a lovely body and lovely penis and she likes the dangle of the balls, they’ve got a “lovely ballsac” and a “good set of plums”. She also says they have lovely brown eyes. She chose Owen for the date because of their corking plums. As you can tell by the number of pics, I really liked their cock.

Horatio is a 23-year-old jeweller from Yorkshire. He has lovely hair and a nice cock, she doesn’t mind a bit of hair every now and again. And the hair wouldn’t stop her going down on him. Eliminated because of his hair, feeling it would be just a little too much for her. Judging from my little GIF at the end, he certainly found the experience exciting.

Ed is a 22-year-old bartender from Sheffield. She liked his cock but he had rather a lot of foreskin for her liking. Eliminated because she’s used to a cut cock and wouldn’t know what to do with his foreskin. That’s why he pulled it back to show us all his shiny knob. He says he’s a grower and not a shower, but I liked what he showed us.

Bradley is a 32-year old highway maintenance foreman from near Leeds. She thought he looked cheeky and had a nice sized cock, describing it as being like a Cinderella slipper, a perfect fit. She’s not a gym fanatic so doesn’t a bit of a dad-bod. He gave her a fanny-flutter. Their date went well but their relationship fizzled out due to the distance between them.

Charlie is a 30-year-old window cleaner from Suffolk. She described him as having a lovely smile with a twinkle in the eyes. He had quite strong legs with a nice little V-line. Eliminated because the other guy looked like he would be better at banter.

Louis is a 23-year-old chef from Warrington. She liked his hair, but he isn’t a natural blond. He has a nice size, she doesn’t like them too big. Eliminated because she couldn’t work him out. He was certainly a cheeky lad who loved swinging his cock.

Millan is a 22-year-old philosophy student from Lincoln (originally from Germany). She said he had a kind face but looked quite young. She quite likes a circumcised cock and thought he had a good body. He does a bit of rowing, which would explain his gorgeous physique. Eliminated because he looked too innocent and she might have eaten him alive. I would have rejected him first based on his cut cock (I like my men intact) but his face would have made me keep him for longer. This just shows the problem with the programme, you can’t judge a bloke from the look of his cock.

Glen is a 32-year-old rail plant engineer from Blackpool. She said he had good solid balls with a good stance and strong arms. Eliminated because his hairy chest reminded her of her dad.

Gavin is a 34-year-old finance manager from Sheffield. She liked his nice sized cock but would prefer his legs a little slimmer. Eliminated because she thought he would be shorter than her.